Italian Sunrise
Equal parts:
Vodka, Rum, Amaretto, OJ, Pineapple Juice
- Remember when the Jersey Shore cast went to Italy? Drink enough of these and you’ll forget all about Snooki.
Topless Beach
1/2 oz vodka
1 oz rum
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz sour mix
1 oz cranberry juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1/2 oz grenadine
- If a topless beach was drinkable you’d want to drink it right?
New Year’s Eve
In a shaker combine:
2 oz Triple Citrus Vodka
1/2 oz simple syrup
Shake vigorously, pour into martini glass
Fill with Champagne, garnish with whatever pretentious thing you’d like.
- If you actually drink this on New Year’s Eve I’d love to know how you ended up finding this blog.
Pudding Shots
1 package of instant pudding mix
a little less milk than what the package calls for
a shot or two or three of whipped cream vodka
- Jello doesn’t have to be the only one who has fun right?
Vinciguerra’s Triple Citrus Vodka
Peel 3 lemons, 2 tangerines, 1 grapefruit. Keep the different fruit peels separate. In 3 separate containers soak vodka with different peels for 3 to 5 days. Use taste and smell to determine when vodka is ready. Combine 3 different containers into 1 using strainer.
Vinciguerra’s Orange Chai Vodka
Peel 3 oranges. Be sure not to get any of the pith as this will make it more bitter. Put the peels in a container with at least a liter of vodka and let sit between 3-5 days. Smell and taste to determine when to remove the peels. Strain vodka into separate container. Use 5 chai tea bags and soak in vodka for 15 minutes. Strain complete mixture into clean bottle.
Lemon Pledge
Half Orange Chai Vodka *
Half Sprite
Juice of hand squeezed lemon
* See next post for directions for Orange Chai Vodka
- This drink works well as a shot or a cleaning agent. Use it after you puke on your furniture.
Mixed Message
1 part Vodka
1 part Red Bull
1 part Mellow Mood Relaxation Drink
- Does no mean no when their eyes say yes? Some mixed messages are really confusing but there’s nothing confusing about this drink. If you drink enough of them they’ll really make you feel weird.
